Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Totally Awesome Chip Review, Part The Third

Guess what, kids? Your favourite offering here is back!!! From time to time, the Snack Guy leaves out freebies on the breakroom table that are getting ready to expire. Not one that fears an expired food, I quickly fill my desk drawer with these goodies for the days where I inevitably forget my lunch.

You may remember the Gangsta Bee.

And, also there was the Oozing Wing.

Today, I bring you the Holiest of Holies.

Cheddar Jalepeno Cheetos. Not only has Chester the Cheetah matured in his commercials, going from the insanely cheese (crack) addicted lunatic that he began as to the glasses wearing sophisticate that is a proponent for screwing up a bitch's laundry, but his flavour has evolved as well. I mean, I totally would've thrown some orange-y goodness in with that woman's whites.

And, the packaging? Brilliant. Let's analyze it, shall we?

First, we have Chester in a cowboy hat and sunglasses. Well, jalapenos are southwesterny and grow in the sun.

Second, he's roping one. With his tail. See what they did there? Yee-haw I say!

And they're marketed as being "crunchy" because no one likes a soggy cheeto.

I recommend these, pardner. Giddy up!


Lioux said...


I DO remember Gangsta Bee®™©™!!!

[I totally thought I had commented on that post, but it turns out, I didn't].

And here's a Fun Fact: I won't eat Cheetos®™©™, Doritos®™©™ or any other type of chip/snack that leaves a cheesy residue on your fingers.

It's not that I don't like them...It's just that residue drives me NUTS!!!


Anonymous said...

That may be the greatest chip concept ever. Cheesy, spicy, and cruncy? That's too many adjectives for one chip.

Alexa said...

um, i want those now. thanks.