Dear Jimmy Johnson,
I hope you and your spray on hair are eating a big plate of shut the hell up today. It's bad enough that I have to listen to you ramble incessantly on Sundays, but I thought I was going to jump through my television after you last night during the pregame show. Please stick to endorsing hair spray and leave the rest of us alone.
Dear Rich Rodriguez,
I hope OSU beats you senseless in the upcoming season. Oh, and thanks for undercoaching against Pitt because you were on your way out the door without telling anyone and costing us a chance at a national title. Jackass.
6 comments:
Amazing game last night. Glad to see WVU show the rest of the country why bowl games are the greatest sporting event in the world. You can keep your March Madness and playoff systems. I love good old inter-conference rivalry football.
I know nothing of football, but I can sense your distress about, well, something. I hope the spray on hair guy and the other guy suffer appropriate fates.
Regarding the previous comment, I WILL keep my March Madness, thank you very much. :-)
I hatred towards Jimmy Johnson runs deep as well. He needs to stop talking. Did you see his head almost explode during halftime of the Cowboys' game a few weeks back? I wish it would have...
I have to admit that I know pretty much nothing about football. I think that I'm the only person in the whole country not entirely transfixed by it at the moment.
Anyway, hope your team wins!!
And happy new year!!
Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mountaineers! (CLAP CLAP!)
I was there dude. It was awesome. I have been reading the complaint and discovery filed against Rod by WVU; they have requested phone records b/c they think he was talking to Mich before 12/14....Rita needs to look for a job I think.
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