Thursday, April 10, 2008

Just another day at the office

I recently introduced my co-worker and friend to g-chat. Following is an excerpt of this morning's conversation.

me: jesus...the turtle's got her spring outfit on today.i'm going to puke
Sent at 8:28 AM on Thursday

coworker: nooooooooooooo

me: oh yes. wait til she comes out there.it's making me rethink this whole "skirt season" thing.

coworker: do really have comcast cause its so much faster??!!

me: who wants some more pot roast?

coworker: you push it....push it real good

me: if she were to back that thing up, it'd need a beeper.

coworker: ok im coming to check it out

me: baha ok

coworker: it looks like bread rising around a piece of twine

me: i'm so not eating lunch now, fucker.


oh, and don't forget to buy this book

5 comments:

Frankly, Scarlett said...

heheheheh -love it! My coworker and i have similar conversations :) ahhhh productivity

Lioux said...

OMG!!!

I Love, Love, Love work related stories.

And Co-Workers, at certain times.

Not today though.

EVERYONE with WAH! needs to be bitch slapped.

*sigh*

Nina said...

I ordered it. Should I review it?

OmySue said...

Hi! I'm intrigued by the book...how did you go about getting it published? I'm a graphic designer myself.

Adaora A. said...

LOL that sounds like Tina and I in between customers coming up to pester me at cash.

Excellent.